Friday, 28 February 2014

What actually goes on in Custody fights

1.       Do The Macarena - Because the Family Court is fixated with maintaining the core elements of fault based divorce you need extensive diary notes of times with the children, lots of third party witnesses and the like if you are to fight a custody case. It’s awful but that’s what happens when courts become ideological about “best interest” gladiatorial contest- you are forced into a “at fault” test to get your kids back. Some people love their kids and go this way. Many of us would not suggest a fight. In any event whatever the law maybe, or ought to be, your kids will most likely “get dealt “ in private negotiations between the lawyers and you won’t get in front of a judge. However because the custody system has no rules it’s a mess. Remember also that should you get before a judge in 2 years’ time the courts, even if they have screwed up, will not apologise and reverse the situation. Rather the Family Court will do nothing because at the 2 year point the children are settled. So the gaming incentives are too hard to resist; that’s why the courts are chockers.  Notwithstanding the failure of this approach it’s blessed time and again. The current system is an abject mess but those in control are making money from it and genuinely believe there is no alternative. Seriously think about taking what you’re dealt. Sure it’s a bitter pill. The pre court wait is all about positioning the children as part of the litigation chess strategy pure and simple; often for an increased property split.    

2.       No fair shake of the sauce bottle, Kevin-  She will get prime care, almost inevitably. Sorry about the bad news. Better we deliver it than you get angry with your lawyer at $400 an hour for what should be a therapy session. Yes its sexist. The leading case called Whisler was all about a stay at home dad – he was just told that ideology comes first. Yes her lawyer is actually getting paid to “deliver kids”, that’s the awful reality of the whole pantomime. And yes her lawyer, Lord Voldemort, knows you will get 5 nights awarded by the Family Court in 2 years’ time. But Lord Voldemort will arbitrage this by asking you to agree to 2 out of 14 nights, knowing you will be criticised by the courts if you don’t “take it” in the interim. And Lord Voldemort will tell her that she must at least try for literal compliance with sharing because if not she may lose her trump card. Hence you will be offered, 2 nights, a “review time” (be a good puppy and I might throw you something), some walks to school for 7 minutes a pop, and a meal (no sleep over though in case the kids like it). They can’t really give you zero; even the left wing judiciary aren’t that utterly stupid. Say you want more for the good for the kids, well what do you do? Endure the lawyers psychiatrist mates carrying on “selling” unproven talk therapy drivel all in the interests of course of these who can't speak for themselves, for a long time is what.

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/fla1975114/s63b.html
3.       Enter the Bedouins- Despite what the family lawyers say about “Best interests, blah, blah, blah”….there are of course  deals offered while you wait. So it becomes child trading pure and simple, around one standard deviation from the middle of the bell curve.  It resembles a cattle auction, all about pick up times, nights, birthday allocations, calls and the like.  As a consequence Australian children are bartered- sickening stuff that would stop if people were forced to make and stick to rules. But then we would have people moving on with their lives, and what would the lawyers do then? So maybe, you can get an interim agreement;  4  out of 14 days, every 2nd weekend, or some compromise like that . Those without the kids get angered about how unfair it all is. So they each sit in the Family Court queue, clogging it up further and unwilling to meaningfully mediate. Lawyers, but of course, love all these incentives so praise the work of the micro managers and attend numerous off sites and seminars regaling it’s genius. The kids go backwards at school but the lawyers are well off with partial fault divorce.

4.       Meet Travie McCoy - Well the legal system is dysfunctional in its treatment of kids as chattels in a failed modern social experiment. So a relevant question is how much does middle class child trafficking cost in Australia?  That is, can you do a private deal ? Yes you can. While there is no EBay , Coasean theorem applied to the same, and a multitude of circumstances to regress, the market still clears, at a price, to ensure what Parliament intended finally will work. It just costs;  that’s all. So yes  you can get close to reasonable balanced time enjoying the kids. Sorted for noise, the trafficking price is roughly 4-7% of net wealth per child, and a better maintenance package for the kids. Residential parents ask for 65% for 2 kids, but know they run the risk that some judge may be alert at some point to what’s really going on in the Family Court corridors. Or that if the kids are the right age you must shower them with gifts destroying her claim. Middle class mummies get told by the Book Club to “f### 50-50 on the kids, don’t be a silly b^^^h” and seek 65 percent of the cash and the kids. You can try and structure the deal around trust funds for the kids, but that’s just a lawyers fee fest, and most ex’s s won’t lock in , as they want the absolute cash and maybe so does a new partner. So staged payment deals are the preferred financial instrument in modern courts which drive these child trafficking deals. And you have to trust your ex to deliver something which is not easy as the courts won’t condone specific child trafficking milestones even if made in mediation “without prejudice”.  Child trafficking is family specific, depending on the level of trust and family status.  Ahem. The family lawyers try not to acknowledge that trafficking has a market clearing price and accordingly you won’t see an explicit trade. Indeed the best prophylactic is a suggestion to settle property issues first and separately from the kids, even if they know that “out the back” this is a farce and there are numerous discussions / extortions going on between her mate and your brother in the corridor of the Lionel Bowen Building, all taking advantage of the judicial ineptitude. Do it. Don’t wait for fairness. Look, an apology from Alistair Nicholson’s chummy chums to the kids whose lives they are bartering, and have gutted, is as likely as an apology to Aboriginals from Keith Windschuttle and John Howard. While dressed in tutu’s.  It’s a mess but deals are of course done, just as they are in any dysfunctional legal system, sans rules. Get a good lawyer who understands about retractable incentives. Remember the longer you take to deal, the more poison the residential partner will tip crap on the kids, so move quickly if you genuinely care about them. Yes, this is emotionally hard when you know and she knows there is extortion going on. But do the deal for your kids’ sake. Don’t let them get exposed to the pseudos in the Family Court. Look, the lawyers will scream they are not child traffickers, they are good people with tissue boxes, but be under no illusion as to the widespread contempt these modern day Bedouins are held in. Some genuinely cling to the view they are doing good, but can’t face the fact that the price the community pays for all this dithering is way too high.

5. Goodbye Cruella de Ville- Oddly, you will be stunned to know, that once you pay for access to your kids, the FOFLI will never scrutinise what’s done in fact. But hey the lawyers will move onto acting in the best, I mean next best, well sort of best, no I mean the next best interests of the next best child, thingy thing thingy, by threatening a 2 year Family Court inquisition into their family life - whoops I meant sorting out their high conflict dispute, of course. The reality is that despite the verbiage, once mum agrees to do the right thing, she won’t pay the lawyers as she got the cash, and the 50-50 regime works, it just takes cash to lubricate the system is all, and all the lawyers pseudo bleating and histrionics will stop. The Family Court will thus be able to continue with it’s proud traditions of meddling and under mining social consensus and will let it’s acolytes begin putting their hands deep into the trousers of someone else’s family. Um, in the best interests of the children or whatever they tell themselves. So its then that your kids can get their lives back on course, the lawyers have gouged to the max and are satiated, and your ex has got cash, and Howards rules take effect.  And look, Sir Garfield Barwick has passed away long ago, so no you can't expense the payments to save the kids, for income tax purposes.

All the litte issues also need some attention



Being eurhythmic: When will tomorrow come (yeah, yeah) - Other issues such as:

•             capital gains tax complexities on asset transfers
•             properties registered in the legal name of one spouse that can’t be transferred because of States failing to abolish stamp duties despite getting GST revenue
•             spending $6500 to go to court for an interim order just to get a person to comply with the law because no rules are self-executing and there is no discipline.
•             Overworked barristers charging $3k a day and not reading briefs, but getting uppity  when you observe the Family Court system is in melt down.
•             The weakness of property caveats
•             Power of the family court to rain in collateral litigation
•             Open ended guarantees to banks under agreements on credit cards in her name
•             Defamation actions against the in laws
•             How passport renewal doesn’t work when one person behaves like an ass
•             new wills that are of no real effect until you finally get divorced
•             the need to get counselling for all involved. Anger is an issue not addressed and it can eat people up, especially kids. Your feelings can’t be dealt with until you treat them as ideas.
•             removal of property, destruction of your clothes, heirlooms,  and property, some of which she makes claim to, taken  in the middle of the night from the garage by your brother in law, and his bogan brigade 
•             payments from joint accounts to her relatives of unexplained amounts
•             Look. They are lawyers. They will always find something to haggle over.
may also be thrown into the mix. Her lawyer will assert that her brothers midnight visit was  “regrettable, but innocent” and that he only took property that was “clearly hers”. And yet you will probably never see that Frederick McCubbin painting (close thereto) that grandma gave you, ever again. It’s only worth $15,000 they say, which is the cost of litigation or a small Korean hatchback. These issues are annoying but (in) tolerably minor.  None of the minor issues get resolved as it’s all too expensive to pursue and “the game” is played out over a long time period. 


Wednesday, 26 February 2014

AVOs - the Nutters Charter

AVO Scams – what to do


1.       Fightback!  - Once you have filed your defence you have 3 options. You can “do a Whitlam”(namely, accept the system has resulted in an outcome that is “technically legal”,   but forever be bitter about the depraved awful unfairness of it  all). Lawful but awful. Maybe join a men’s rights group, or go to the pub for a few nights with your real mates rather than fight the AVO - just let it wash over on an interim basis. That’s what many folks do. Secondly you can “do a Latham”. Spread the word she is a nutter and the magistrate was a complete buffoon, not a referee a*** hole at all. Don’t address the Red Queen as “you sexist skanky ho” in court, but denigrating the Magistrate in the community will inevitably occur, and at the pub she will be henceforth known as “that Labor Party Far king hack”, rather than her honour because “there is no honour in 3 minute skank justice”. Because the AVO is so arbitrary very few challenges are made in fear that police are most likely to (again) act in a capricious manner, and anyway you are diverted in the Family Court and have limited resources.  Maybe you hit something (a wall, not a witnesses’ husband, or a taxi driver,  even although it seems that once the absurdly false accusation is made you may well feel “why not”). And no revenge porn postings as that’s wrong, disgusting and unlawful. http://www.cheaterville.com/?page=map&countryId=19#map  . You know, disgusting,  unless you work for the government: https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/02/24/jtrig-manipulation/. You and your mates will now just hate the neighbour forever and trash her reputation. Maybe go to a golf, boxing or gun club and just get it all out on the sports field. However a 3rd , more viable alternative, is that you can “ do a Keating “ and not roll over just because of the legal form in which the property heist  was carried out- rather take decisive counter measures to deal with the real issues in play, not simply those as framed by the Coup plotters  (http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2005/s1501183.htm). If you proceed down the “unleash your inner Keating  path” the  options you should talk about with your lawyer would appear to include :
·         subpoena her lawyer as a hostile witness for you in the AVO scam and then ask the Family Court to house them removed as there is a conflict of interests
·         make observations and musings in your witness statement, in respect of which you also cannot be sued for defamation and which you can use to turn any defence into a full scale assault  analysis of  the witnesses integrity , overall credibility and public standing, you know if called for, and not to be nasty . http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2516314/RACHEL-JOHNSON-Heres-golden-rule-marriage--set-rules.html?ico=home^editors_choice
·         publish,  the identity of the idiots but not the kids etc.: S 121 FLA 1975; S 45 of the 2007 Act;  S 27 of the Defamation Act 2005 does not require extracts be balanced or fair;
·         You may be able to raise the uber dodgy nature of the AVO claim under S 75 (2) of the Family Law Act and ask for a nominal property adjustment for an egregious AVO arbitrage claim. Matters of fault generally aren’t relevant but the Family Court judges, “p”olitical beasts that they are,  have allowed no fault to seep back into the Family Court system  if “violence” is involved: Kennon (1997) 22 Fam LR 1.There’s no reason you can’t take advantage of this wobbliness under the high ball (Isn’t this an especially  fertile area of jurisprudence?).  
·          ask for extensive disclosure on the existence of litigation funding “players”. They are lurking out there, a new breed of Uber-puppeteer, a class even below the Wayang Puppeteers; even less regulated; and certainly more intelligent, acting in the very manner Justices Heydon & Callinan presciently warned that they would. (Look if you don’t believe it, type “family law “ and litigation funding” into google.com.au, you spaz. Safe harbour, sure it is?) These hyenas specialist high yield investors, nobly assisting the meek, must be salivating when watching our lovely Magistrates sitting there,  comfy as can be, “satisfied” with their 2 minute noodles at lunchtime, and their 3 minute justice systems in the afternoons. Yummy. But be aware that the hyenas investors in the claim against your house, appear to fight any and all forms of information disclosure to the death: Anyway ask in your AVO response for disclosure of all emails, phone records and legal files.
·         I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky-There is an interesting legal argument that you can sue a witness simply for not being “ a good neighbour” by failing to ask before dobbing. Kylie Minogue was, of course, the very best Neighbour (and  very cute, in a pixyish kind of way, admit it); but this is a legal concept that persons owe each other “duties of care”, pre court, as the law of negligence requires that “everybody needs good Neighbours”.
·         Ask the Wallopers for all emails and telephone bills to be produced for a reasonably related period. Write and sue the witness’s employers for defamation or misleading conduct claims if work emails were used - wouldn’t their employer just love that one? Drag that out  and offer to settle only if they get sacked as part of that deal. They will at the next round of redundancies anyway as their company cannot practically be sold while a defamation claim is in play for a few years as no one can practically value it.
·         www.ratemyagent.com.au
·         Lay a police complaint against the lawyer for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
·         Forget mediating- your family lawyer will say that’s what the Family Court will suggest. Ignore it, politely. File your marital claim straight away. Mediation is a neat idea but no one ever successfully mediated with Yasser Arafat. You know the saying – “lie once, lie once, and okay pay, up-up” : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KjmjqlOPd6A
·         Section 99 prevents claims against individual police officers, save for actual fraud http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/nsw/consol_act/capva2007347/s99.html. You can sue after the interim order falls over subject to the DVO Act and LEPRA for the financial losses. You should wait for “5-oh” to drop their inane interim AVO case as they will play silly games and not drop anything if you may sue them. Maybe you can sue  the NSW Police Service for their  utter  incompetence in it’s “investigation” as there wasn’t one: Hill v Hamilton-Wentworth Regional Police Services Board [2007] 3 SCR 12; http://eprints.qut.edu.au/19697/1/c19697.pdf. Nonetheless an elongated S 99 costs order is your statutory right and should be done once police have withdrawn charges. Keep notes of all the scams. Its hard but if anything sends a message to the family lawyers and the family court that there is a scam in play. It will infuriate your local magistrate.
·         Forget appealing immediately on the merits - courts of review, to date, have run scared of imposing any minimum levels of intellectual rigour on magistrates - see the unpersuasive excuses as to why every case takes exactly the same 3 minutes (really, isn’t that odd??)  in  AB v Magistrates' Court at Heidelberg [2011] VSC 61; Cunningham v Cunningham [2012] NSWSC 849; http://www.willisbowring.com.au/media/2519/apprehendedviolenceorderspaper.pdf. there is little hope in expensive litigation; the appellate courts have been a policy free zone, unwilling to carry out their supervisory role, and are likely to continue to be so. The novel social experiment has failed and only political pressure will fix it up as the legal industry connive in AVO unfairness, thereby  debasing community concerns about domestic violence claims.
·         Appeal the interim order when dismissed. This gives you a chance to trash the uber dodgy magistrates  dilapidated reputation in public, thank goodness. Appeals can’t be on the facts (weird) but can be on issues of law- did you get a fair hearing ? Did you have a lawyer, can they justify their actions, did you have any ability to confront your accuser, was the law used for a proper purpose, did you get any semblance whatsoever of a fair hearing : Entick v. Carrington. 19 Howell's State Trials 1029 (1765); Jago v District Court of NSW (1989) 168 CLR 23;  Dietrich v The Queen (1992) 177 CLR 292. Magistrates get scared as that means they have to act within the law, something they are absolutely terrified of being forced to do.  They will say you gave consent to the original order, but that’s twaddle- consent under duress is not consent.
·         Magistrates  themselves can’t be sued simply because they were busy dreaming about the type of kiwi sauvignon blanc they like. The Magistocracy just never liked Lionel Murphy since he made them into global village idiots in Neals case anyway- and institutional vengeance is always a dish best served cold ;   (1982) 149 CLR 305 (an AVO scam is pretty much what would happen to Mr Neal were he active today). Now while you can’t sue a judge you can complain to the Judicial Commission, which isn’t a toothless tiger but you are most likely to be emailed a magnificent coloured power point diagram from them in response; for the problem is more systemic than one judge. It’s institutionalised failure, rather than many failures by the many. But lodge anyway. Maybe someday, somewhere, at some point, the NSW Judicial Commission will get The Wiggles to sing “Wake up Jeff” to the Chief Magistrate and get him to do something, anything at all, about issuing practice orders for adequate disclosure. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the Chief Magistrate allowed the Magistocracy to retake control of their own courtrooms from the police, the divorce lawyers and the divorce support networks ? One day “respect” may even return, Ali G. It’s a long way away at the moment but hopes springs eternal if we flood the inbox:  judcom@judcom.nsw.gov.au. Of course you could also argue the constitutional law case set out below the next full  paragraph and  thus ensure that law students all over the common law world globe will “do a Fort Minor” re the somnambulant magistrate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc.
·         Historical Revisionism"- you can get a retaliatory AVO against your wife , but that’s seen as “bad form”.  And its usually a private filing as the cops just won’t file “against their own story” as a practical matter. That’s why  first to lie  first to lie file  is important in AVO Scam Land. Some blokes get in first: but we are most often neophytes. AVOs aren’t issued for reasonable cause to believe (25%), or a likely occurrence (50%)  or beyond reasonable doubt (99%),  rather they are issued for fear that doesn’t seem apparently bogus in 3 minutes (maybe a 3 % threshold).  Allegations are often nutty and there are at least 2 or 3 or 10  facts patterns that fit “an alternative theory of the crime” for while claims have to appear to be genuinely held  they need only be genuine as to precaution, not that there is any objective possibility at all the events will ever occur, within 3 minutes or 300 years. So as a counter allegation for example that the witnesses are themselves involved in a conspiracy to defraud you and cover up the bashing of their own kids. So maybe get an AVO against one witness, positing this alternate fact pattern. If their kids once told you mummy hits me, well you are now in a position to  accept an adverse characterisation of them. So maybe get an AVO protecting your kids against that witness for you being “genuinely concerned” about child bashing. 
·         Slur them good and proper now, but be wary that such conduct can result in police acting in an even more nutty fashion as the cops just aren’t challenged much and don’t care what they are doing. . But do utterly destroy her reputation . Utilise the same low levels of  paranoia and fear “proof” and don't state facts,  state "concerns and feelings". Some magistrates are of course unlikely to throw a mummy on the street without notice because that’s only a power used against people involved in divorces. It’s all part of the AVO game, and they wanted to help your wife get a disproportionate share of the family assets so why not give it a go as it doesn’t cost much at all, and its fun, so give it a go. You’re not being frivolous, your just in a state of high anxiety and thus s 99 should protect you for its not as if you are claiming they are having sex with Alsatian dogs or something.  Or get an “Anton Pillar Order” , also obtained surreptitiously, which allows you to enter the witnesses house urgently looking for any of your missing personal items. Nothing like a good  police raid.
·         So what does history teach us happens when courts fail and there is no outlet for justice ? Surely someone soon will allow AVO targets to post redacted response documents, and  publish the names of the dobbers and scam artists
·          How about we all file against Senator Conroy, he’s perpetually angry about the NBN isn’t he ? www.malcolminthemiddle.com.au. Or Nicola Roxon when she has a bender ? saveunclekevin.org.au. Have a go. It’s limitless fun. And harmless. Hell, the only people losing out are the true victims of domestic violence, and thinking about it like a family lawyer, that means anyone and everyone who enters your office, you know, asking about how property evictions are carried out at short notice, and you “advise” them about what the “law” um “requires”,  and then coincidentally send them down the road for coffee with the local drama coach. 
·          You can, once the divorce is over, set up a website giving the public a right to vote on an award. Say “Family lawyer most likely to spit on Lionel Murphys grave” or  “Magistrates 3 minute AVO bloopers,  Award”;  that sort of thing. It’s not defamatory: it’s an opinion. It’s not contempt of the magistrate: it reflects the limits of 3 minute justice that is so beloved by the very weakest part of the judicial system , who have decided that becoming pissant cultural warriors are the only way the judicial oath can be given effect to. Be respectful, not defamatory, and not contemptuous, and remember that  many magistrates are competent and decent people. Thus you can’t have an award for “Lawyer most likely to commit blatant and pervasive AVO fraud”, or “Most Gullible Patsy on the Bench during an AVO Scam Award” but we all get the idea.  Name the award after your wife’s lawyer, the AVO judge, whatever. In some sense it’s free advertising for them to attract new clients, and they will try to write it off as the bitterness of some  men’s rights loony. But a vote is a vote, not commentary. Given the AVO numbers that’s more people getting AVOs per annum in our state, than any single politician got as a first preference vote at the last Federal election- stunning, huh – and thus you have a strong voice, and may help in early retirement planning for members of the Bench Ocker-acy.  Disclosure, naming and shaming, will finally bring some scrutiny to an Industry that trades in secrecy, weird allegations, and property fraud.  It will assist others who get a weird AVO to argue that the lawyer is “a well-known procurer of highly disputed AVO arbitrage allegations on numerous occasions i.e. frauds your honour”. Take the long view - AVOs will be reformed as every moral panic recedes at some point: a website however gets cached by Google forever.  Isolating the lawyer, holding then up to public ridicule and private contempt, and limiting their future prospects is the very least you can do. You cannot use the internet to identify your own family dispute but neither can they.  The devastation caused by AVO scams requires righteous retribution. And will counter balance the referrals provided by “the divorce support networks” (aka scammers who have done this before).  So why not?
·         “The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly”. When the witness tries to auction their own property in 3  years’ time, it is then that one of your mates should arrange a critical builders report and turn up with it to their auction, asking questions just when the bidding begins. Or just sue them for equitable fraud for the scam AVO.  After not all witnesses are in on the scam but they decided to intervene without asking about what was actually going on, and chose their joint tortfeasors- so  sue them and let the lawyers charge them huge fees anyway. For revenge is a dish best served ............. by a process sever called Fuifui Moimoi’s Cousie-bro, on Xmas Eve, in 3  years’ time  on the door step. Yeah for AVOs. Yeah for Ochlocracy.  Aren’t these dolts who engage in modern versions of a  Klu Klux Klan lynching,  just great citizens ?  
·         Exclude your children’s future access to the witnesses- they may well be middle class meth dealers, child whackers, who knows? You haven’t got time to find out. Anyway they are untrustworthy undesirables , who thought they would be mates with your wife, but whose own children can be excluded as part of the bargaining process in your child’s access plan in the Family Court as you have residual concerns they hit their own kids: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_py6WbMV1k
·         Mindless,  stupid foul-mouthed grubs- anyway, the pub, rather than the internet, is the best place to discuss their fraudulent and bogus claims, and to announce that you are no longer a suburban soccer  coach because of the slur of the 4 minute AVO, noting whether the same, bludging, slack jawed, alcohol infused, neighbours are oddly not stepping up to fill that de Tocquevillian community sports coaching gap  as they are,  for yet another year, “ busy at home” (aka porn surfing) . You know, if it’s true , “say it loud and say it clear ”, in These Living Years. 

2.        You aint seen nothing yet- But for goodness’ sake don’t be a vexatious litigant or a pest.  Exercise the grace and forgiveness of former P.M. Paul Keating to “do unto others as they “……well, as they helped you out in modern Australia:
Reportataxscheme@ato.gov.au
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Huhne_and_Pryce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEsN4-XLE2k    Is this intimidation ? Or is there an exception for socialists ?
And if they parents or siblings overseas, lodge globally:
Mostly the dobbers get sorted out by social justice. No one can  trust them;  for rather obvious reasons as they invent evidence or are just naïve patsies . Whatever they are social misfits and become even more so over time. Their kids will become social pariahs with other parents legitimately terrified about their vengeance in other cases. 
The Lie of the Land if it goes forward – Hello Mad Max

The interim AVO will then operate like a good behaviour bond without the bothersome need for police to prove any criminal act, nor any judicial requirement that the order itself be reasonably detailed. No wonder police as are addicted to AVOs as they are to cronuts
Some neighbours don’t want to be involved in your defence. Their  wife’s will tell them , yes your ex is a nutter, but that they must not be seen to volunteer contrary evidence because if they do, well, well, their wife may well be excluded from the “key mummies”  social group at school . And, ”for gawd sake we have to live with her for 5 more years anyway”. Fine - subpoena them straight away for the final hearing but you can’t get them after the interim stage.  You need your family and good friends to go to print- her drinking, mental issues, unreasonable behaviour, hitting the kids, trades on the AVO, anything you can vomit up in reply that’s true, and that will kill no fault divorce.  The other neighbours can then be called to say you were normal.  Subpoena them all.

The apprehension should be real in a final case -O'B v O'B [1984] ILRM 1 . at the time the final order is sought.
The legal standard is “reasonableness in the eyes of the person being “persecuted”; not in the eyes of a reasonable person. So which reasonable magistrate will you be allotted to determine reasonableness ?  Read ‘ em , reasonably, and reasonably weep:
As the AVO law itself is meandering , the rules of evidence have also been legislated out of existence. Thus all hearsay evidence, or any evidence unless rabid beyond belief, is admissible in a Local Court., although the admission of spectral evidence hasn’t yet been tested in an AVO hearing but is probably not admissible. R v Panetta (1997) 26 MVR 332, 336. But you just never know.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectral_evidence.

Oddly, in this international age, there is no ability to take evidence via Skype or live teleconferencing. If you want interstate or overseas witnesses you must  fly them in at your cost (or perhaps ask one of the witnesses if they would  lend you a broom stick).
If there is to be a court case call all the witnesses own  kids, parents,  and acquaintances as counter witnesses. Ask for extensive disclosure on all credit card bills (alcohol consumption), telephone calls (conspiracy), academic records (fraud) emails (conspiracy) bank accounts (fraud).
Police, who have limited familiarity with civil litigation, assert that the appropriate level of disclosure is a facially credible complaint before they lodge an AVO order, and thereafter they are off the hook. But this legal interpretation, while it certainly allows police to act in the  slovenly fashion they enjoy, is probably wrong. Proponents of the AVO regime argued that  it’s akin to a civil injunction and if they are right then, by analogy with civil injunctions, there should be fulsome disclosure. Sure, S 99 prohibits a full analogy. But in any event it’s not clear that Parliament intended that people simply  “spin their cases”, but rather that they come to court with clean hands, that being the quid pro quo for an abysmally low standard of allegation making, and the admission of deeply bogus hearsay and contrived group think evidence. From a public policy perspective, it’s unclear why higher standards of disclosure providers of financial products, or apply to makers of consumer TV sets, than to those seeking interim AVO relief, on a change of heart, to throw someone out of the home.  Normatively though the lack of transparency does explain why Local  Courts bumble so frequently, and not being appraised of relevant facts is possibly why 45% of cases are dropped .before a final order is sought. Indeed given the AVO operates against some 32,000 citizens, pa, many of whom have absolutely no prior record, what would you expect ? That’s what happens when its “Panic, Panic, Panic” .


  1. To a man with a hammer,  everything looks like a nail- Most cop shops have dedicated AVO teams out hunting for issues. Yet if a man hits another in the pub, it’s proved beyond reasonable doubt, they are a first timer, they pay a lawyer $ 2K and get a $500 fine or a good behaviour bond. If the same person doesn’t hit anyone, but yells at his wife “you silly far king b*** you won’t get 90% of the far king house sale proceeds”, and that can’t be proven to the criminal standard but can be asserted in front of a 58 year old female judge on a “well 5% he said // she said”, but “gosh the time the police have allowed is up in my court your 3 minutes of allotted time is up, I have something else distracting me right now” , then  it’s “whack a mole time”.  (Because we believe in the rehabilitation principle or because we seek vengeance?). There is no basis at all in law for the 3 minute show trials, the constant patterns of lack of notice, and the dearth of information.  It just underscores that the Local Court isn’t really that at all: it’s just the Local l Library. People leave documents there for collection. There is almost zero law inside a Local Court and is more like a meeting of justices of the peace. Nonetheless the Magistrates make all this up as they go along, so as to justify their time management back solves, all secure in the knowledge that all they have to say is that it’s “precautionary”. Moreover , while “cheap” for magistrates themselves,  the cost of  the 3 minute scam justice system is:
·         Rental costs incurred  and loss of rent on your house. The person evicted has to pay to set up an entirely new house as the Family Court is expensive and no one complies with property sharing orders for 2 years.
·         $ 20K in lawyers’ fees Family Court to see the kids, and wait out the AVO in all practicality
·         Lawyers costs on the AVO another 20K
·         Families ripped to bits. Kids thrown out of school as parents become even more bitter.
·         People drop out of community sports coaching for fear of the spectre of the AVO slur.
·         Communities ripped apart as people decide that the dobbers are social scum, which frankly in divorces let’s face it they mostly are. Sides are taken. Grandparents marginalised. All the exogenous effects we thought we ended with no fault divorce are back. With a vengeance
·         Loss of business income or your job
·         Loss of trust in other people. So fathers, deliberately or as a result of shock  go on an Ayn Rand style capital strike. Mummy becomes poor. AVOs make the kids economic circumstances miserably worse off. Lawyers, meanwhile, fly to Thailand  to hold family law conferences .
·         Theft of most if your property , judicially sanctioned, sometimes including financial records worth millions in Family Law litigation
·         The Family Court having to rehash all this in determining access to the kids, even if the AVO doesn’t relate to the kids, just to the wife. The magistrates factual analysis is not only inept,  it creates further tensions between couples , tidal effects in the breakdown , and that means even more stress sorting it all out in the Family Court. Why domestics are not dealt with in a family court setting as they are elsewhere continues to bamboozle. It’s another example of too many layers of government in a country with a small population. Australia- where middle class job creation means working for government.
·         Assets being locked up in the Family court process longer than needs be due to mistrust and bitterness.
·         Police falling even further into disrepute in the community, if that’s possible. 
·         Lack of respect for persons who are real judges; especially anger transfer directly into the Family Court system.  It’s difficult to see why magistrates should be regarded, constitutionally, as carrying out a judicial function of any kind whatsoever.  Perhaps it would be more accurate if we just called them Senior Constable in Charge of Stapling Bits of Paper Together, and did away with all the silly honorific nonsense. Really - 3 minutes- it’s a joke is it ? Why bother with magistrates at all and simply incarcerate at will ? Either make some good faith attempt to do the job properly or get of Mao Tse Tungs pot.

4.       AVOs are not the return of no fault divorce; so they they say- So, just remind me,  why we have no fault divorce again ? I mean just one more time. Oh yeah :

“Every day, in every superior court in the state, the same melancholy charade was played: the "innocent" spouse, generally the wife, would take the stand and, to the accompanying cacophony of sobbing and nose-blowing, testify under the deft guidance of an attorney to the spousal conduct that she deemed "cruel”.  Universal disenchantment with the demeaning nature of this command performance, and with the rule that demonstrable fault is necessary to terminate the marriage relationship, led to extensive legislative …” (efforts to abolish fault based divorce).
Per Justice Monk re the old days of fault based divorce Marriage of McKim, (1972) 6 Cal. 3d 673. This is precisely what an interim middle class yelling AVO looks like, save that no one takes the stand, and there is no notice. Onya Magistrates. Onya. Personally  I wouldn’t trust you dolts to run the school chook raffle, far less tell me you should be given much judicial latitude at all. Ever. You are a danger to civil society.  Please stop this demeaning nonsense.


  1.  Run,  Chief Bromden, run-  Problems with mental health are just way too hard for an over worked system to deal with and it won’t be inquired about. This not because the 2007 Act wants kids to stay with the mentally ill. It’s just that magistrates are far too busy to apply the law, and despite grandiose promise they can’t sort wheat from chaff at the interim stage, so whatever is happening in the house they just separate people, even though that’s not the point of the 2007 Act. So if your spouse suffers mental health issues, sad as this is, the AVO system strongly incentivises you to flee as fast as you can once you decide to divorce, even if there are vulnerable kids involved. In the 50s the old system enabled husbands and their doctor mates to lock up sane but difficult wives, and was thus grossly discredited. Nowadays we do the opposite- we don’t intervene in any mental health issues (in part liberty, in part cost, in part no idea how to deal with this issue). Rather, as a spouse of such a person, you run an appreciable risk that you will get AVO’d at whim for staying in the marriage because confronting the deranged is often perceived by them, or those who know very little, as giving rise to stress. For such a person the breakdown of a marriage can be unfair, and it can be confronting, and hence intimidating, to them. And that’s notwithstanding you may have tried many other techniques over a 20 year period to placate the melt downs, because the focus isn’t on 30 years, it’s not about your kids, rather  it’s a mono focus on events as your marriage breaks down under the weight of coping with her mental health issues. In march the social scientists mental health professionals  friends of Dolly Dunn with their police boots and booz filled  allegations to “deal with  the problem” (er, um, of yelling, as ill defined , my lud). This also applies if you are having a break down- send in the blue boots, bash, bash, stomp, stomp, stomp a far king result.  The social system of support of the mentally ill is massively under resourced. Judges don’t have the time to think through issues. Thus  it will inevitably transpire that the Wallopers find it considerably easier to schedule a performance of The AVO Circus rather than reason with the nutter. The Wallopers can then at least have a dialogue with you- a sane person, as dealing with the real issue is quite beyond them. In a very real sense AVOs are used to avoid a confrontation by the divorcee with reality – using band aids to cover gaping symptoms, for lawyers find labels easier than solutions to complex fact patterns.  Angry spouses rarely get treated for middle class mental health issues as they won’t submit themselves for bipolar analysis, that being the very conundrum. Now sometimes, and in some instances, some senior magistrates are worldly enough to realise that when faced with 40 plus claims of marital yelling, fanciful stories ever changing, nutty worries about noisy wombats on local trees (yes, this is AVO Land),how other females are confronting and intimidating them with “legal  letters” (that being your barrister), and all getting hysterical and wearing the same gothic black clothing to court en mass, hair askew, with the accused being suburban soccer coaches, university academics, church elders (Presbyterians mind you, suspicious), all of whom are going through divorces , some 90 days after the end of 20-30 year old marriages, that they might, just might, have just have seen an Arthur Miller play about this , together  with the rest of us, when they were 14. On the other hand it’s much more likely that Ms Justice Meerkat will pop up at this point, she who was asleep at the time The Crucible was being discussed in school (as she at home, sick that day, immersed in Gullibles Travels.) For it’s so much easier to make smug and glib statements, and get the kids names wrong, than it is to think through complex fact patterns. Look, Jeff Shaw QC never gave his mates in the Magistocracy the tools nor the funding to deal with the real issues, even if they had the skills, in the 3 minutes the police allow them to spot it.  And sure a little green Prozac at $1.64 a time would be a shed load cheaper for society than the AVO devastation but that’s what mono focus “preventative” labelling justice delivers.   What the document says is “AVO at the end of a marriage” but what it’s really all about is “I would rather you allowed me to get an AVO against God - I mean it worked for Billy Connolly didn’t it:  I hate my life ”.  The AVO judge never sees any of this- phones and kids contact cut off (its Indian call centres, it’s not me). All just drivel. Furthermore if your spouse is a drunkard who hits the kids post the AVO you face a difficult situation. Ordinarily you would deal with this, or once out of the house you would report this. But an allegation, without substantive and definitive proof, is or may be “harassment” by you once the AVO is issued.  Aargh the truth, Jack Nicholson, the truth. See, no one knows what the law is, the truth can be confronting and hence irritating // intimidating, but it appears the lawyers favour kids being belted by middle class drunks, for the lawyers can be paid worrying about it all, and the judicial swagger itself ensures  these sorts of outcomes occur frequently, of course not all the time, but simply because female violence is “down the agenda”. The saddest thing about these modern day re-enactments of The Crucible is that some magistrates actually think, yes occasionally they do actually think,  that their sloganeering on “the seriousness of the issue”  and “the process” is something to be proud of, rather than a sad reflection on the systems utter inability and unwillingness by those same people to confront the underlying issue at hand and the fact that, as bit part actors, who go out of their way to be “fact-lite”,  that they are most often interfering to maximise, not minimise,  negative externalities. Like the Western Australian historians who got to write up the crusades of the well-meaning AO Neville with part Aboriginal orphans, the record won’t be especially pretty for this latest “intervention” either.  You see, in a very real sense the system doesn't want you competing with it, and as horribly badly as the modern social experiment of supplanting state for family is progressing, frankly,  you are powerless to do much. The whole area is replete with grandiose statements, the perspicacity of intellectual midgets, photo ops by the pollies, and massive gaming by the lawyers. What a cynical, sad, way to actively undermine community empathy for victims of actual bashing.  But then again Australia takes “acts of violence against women” seriously The Cacophony, will respond. Of course we do, of course we do. Well something like that. For that is why Australian society permits brothels to be de criminalised, and trafficking nowadays to flourish uncontrollably, because we take violence against women – um, seriously? Whoops they are working class women and aren’t apparently interested in “cutting edge Australian feminist issues” (you know, like “who is wearing a blue tie to Parliament this week” – get off it Ju-liar, I actually voted for you so you could do something real;  that’s why you got the Tijuana Brass, you deluded twit).  In this instance it’s not the Men’s rights groups that are the extremists; rather it’s an especially weak and moribund magistocracy, carrying out Joh’s view that there is no separation of powers at all, and who have thus failed to regulate boundaries around this new social experiment. It’s just way beyond them to deal seriously with really serious issues.

O'Connor v. Donaldson, 422 U.S. 563 (1975)
http://www.city-journal.org/2013/23_4_otbie-psychiatry.html
But never fear, failed politicians are near:   http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/natasha-stott-despoja-domestic-violence-a-national-emergency/story-fnii5yv4-1226767345164

  1. An important 4 letter word-  F*** this;  there we go, its out. The AVO Industrialists  spend enormous efforts focusing the policy dialogue on acts of physical violence that are not being reported. Probably  right, but clearly quite innumerate, as the most commonly deployed part of the legislation is not physical violence but rather the “interim intimidation AVO slur, by way of allegation and no coherent attempt at analysis”. It’s the easiest thing in the world to assert: you could claim a Martian conspiracy and as long as it’s one of many allegations no one would read it. Nutters Charter stuff. The lack of hearing is one issue- claims have no procedural fairness. More worrying though is that everything you do is potentially “intimdatory”.  The AVO intimidation regime distorts and disfigures the key libertarian value that persons are free to act, save as proscribed by law- a set of intelligible rules (whatever their complexity or fairness) that are known in advance and relate to specified conduct. Just like the old Vagrancy Acts, it’s vague. It’s the "rule of lawyers’ ambit claims”; not the "rule of law". The sort of legal regime that Major Francis Grose would have been proud of. Soccer dads accused of”intimdating me by disagreeing” , all  in a manner that make the Salem witch trials seem like balanced, precautionary, jurisprudence. As seen above, things like protection of Gladesville real estate agents fees are asserted (well it was a female agent so … maybe he was wearing a blue tie at the time; danger lurks everywhere doesn’t it ?). In Yorkshire, UK, they tried to issue an ASBO (a pommy AVO) against the dad of 6 year olds kicking a football in the street after 5pm. Nutty. Anyway, we should add that AVOs have only been created recently as an experiment in Australian social policy (2007). Bought to you by  “The Lovely Folks in This Weeks Controlling Faction of The Labor Party”; in turn derived from a Labour idea from the UK (1998, by Tony Blair, who was, well sort of, okay, he was from the Baghdad branch of the Labour Party).  Other countries such as Shamrockville, the Land of Toby Keith’s boot, and Nu Zulun’ have more narrowly scripted domestic violence regimes and in addition have strong form constitutional constraints. We have no written constitutional due process rules and our Muddly Straights run scared of integrity measures. It’s simply no coincidence that it’s Engerland and Oz, the 2 Anglo American countries where the legal systems are, essentially, constitutionally piss weak that the AVO regimes really run amok. The Brits are suffering the same issues as us and decided in January 2014 not to “go more Australian” given AVOs are a Nutters Charter. What is it about vague control order regimes than us D. A.F. Ozzies just accept, almost as if The Rum Corps never existed ? We do nothing. For many it’s wholly unclear what benefit the new Act provides over the pre 2007 legislation (other than massive social disruption, more bitterness towards a wobbly system, and of course lots of jolly good legal fees arguing about its ambit and what “blue line precautionary  rules” mean). Anyway, rest assured that as a result of yelling that your divorce will last way way longer than it should as the legal profession ensures that the concept of no fault is buried deep  down, right alongside Lionel Murphy. AVOs are a god send worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in fees for the old darlings in the legal profession, still working through their anger with the repeal of the Matrimonial Causes Act 1959,  and there aint no attempt to halt the policy arbitrage, stop the ADD mob in the State Courts usurping the role of the Family Court, and then carrying it out in the most inept fashion imaginable. While Angry Vengeance Orders are now “day rigger, darl” in divorce cases, rapacious middle class mummies keen on a 80-20 split on the waterfront palazzo have ensured that real victims of domestic bashings are sadly treated by many with the same belief as to their claims, as are people who sue MacDonald’s for serving up tasteless hot coffee.

So if nuttiness of this sort is tempered elsewhere by Constitutional constraints, what about in The Land of  OiOiOi ? Well, despite what you may have  gleaned from the late Bud Tingwell in  The Castle, we really don’t have a Constitution, much, at all. No written  procedural rules. And our  Parliament has the constitutional power to ” make laws for peace, order and good government”. Pretty much , that’s it, and some small things stolen from the yanks, but of no great apparent consequence in these matters. Pretty broad language, huh?  But note however that Parliament can only make “laws” (the most important 4 letter word).  So is the ever meandering  “reasonable intimidation inside 3 minutes, inside the mind of another” regime as legislated in the 2007 Act a “law” or just an “invalid enactment” i.e.  a  proclamation of “intent “ that’s way too vague and  hence void – cf.   Kable v DPP (1996) 189 CLR 51; ; R. v. Levkovic (2013) SCC 25 – “Impermissibly vague laws mock the rule of law and scorn an ancient and well-established principle of fundamental justice: No one may be convicted or punished for an act or omission that is not clearly prohibited by …law.”   So is “Intimidation, reasonably”, for 3 minutes,  inside the mind of another person, reasonably, reasonably quickly,  a “ law” at all ? Can Parliament create an in terrorem based around amorphous anti- social behaviour legislation and “feelings”.  
As The 2002 NSW LRC Apprehended Violence Orders discussion paper notes “ Anti-stalking legislation is inherently difficult to draft. The offence is by nature imprecise, as behaviour which is otherwise considered quite ordinary becomes threatening in context, the difficulty in defining stalking as a concept lies in its paradoxical status as an act that is ambiguously located somewhere between crime and conformity”. The “context” in the case of AVOs are the 3 minute show trials (actually once the judges asks questions you have 90 seconds to establish “context”- good luck with that ) , btw, followed by jail….you know jail, that’s a place not “, somewhat ambiguously located” at all). Sure “obscenity” was a crime, required intent, related to a specific prior picture and there were limits for good faith retractions, not jail time. The AVO relates to past and present behaviours and its innately uncertain, differs from laws such as “unconscionable conduct” under the ACL,  as it results in jail time: it’s not a rule about equitable allocation of loss. And heaven forbid that legislative draughtsmen should have to burn the Midnight Oil (MP3 these days) ;  or that judges should make some attempt  to apply basic concepts of natural justice . Given every opportunity since 2007 to rain in the AVO “in terrorem”, we continue to endure a spectacular public policy failure. Its for that reason alone that the High Court needs to strike down the 2007 Act and require PCO to draft legislation that specifies defined activities. The other reasons is simply that the Local Courts cant cope at all with a reasonableness standard: they don’t have time. .
Note the argument isn’t about your own acts getting the order levied against you. Its about what you can do, and whether, generally, there is any precision in the concept of “intimidation”, as such. Is selling a house “intimidation”; is refusing to pay a real estate agents fee “intimidation’ ?  It’s not a law at all, it’s a social panic, let’s just face it, addressed by way of a meandering political slogan that’s got way out of control.
See also
What next ? “ Irritating” behaviour, as seen by a person  who used to vote for Aunty Pauline ?  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548681/Australian-PM-Scott-Morrison-threatens-deport-asylum-seekers-irritating-spit-swear-public.html
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/09/lords-reject-antisocial-asbo-ipna-bill?CMP=fb_gu
Lefties may want an AVO issued against the boots of Angry Americans:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
7.        Statutory Rape.  Sure, but all anger is bad, isn’t it ?  I mean it’s just a house eviction, surely it’s just that simple?  Well we don’t take that view with tenants or home owners, and this is possible violent arguing, so like, so like, who cares  if it’s a first to file regime ? Cynicism pervades the bar so deeply that no one really cares about individual cases. Many barristers will tell you "look, you've been moved out of the house. That's what those Angry Vengeance Orders are really used for- everyone knows that. Don't sweat the injustice, just rollover”. This brazen misuse of the law startles non-lawyers. Because courts give up on even attempting the search for truth, divorces become even more bitter than needs be. Who can trust someone who lies for “the greater good”  at the very end of a marriage ? Now some “w-adical academics” argue that the cost of an unseemly speedy process is that significant errors are inevitable; and that imposing any constraints on their uber dodgy lawyer mates in the AVO Industry may well result in less protection for some genuine victims of hidden domestic bashing but that’s a price worth paying - a point which is innumerate, because the AVO, is, in the main, given for one side of a verbal stoush. The academic retort, which is more of an observation, is that violence can include verbal abuse; and indeed it can. But asserting that arguing, unless it’s “reasonable”, is no standard at all,  and that’s what we have sunk to. Because of the ambulatory nature of an interim intimidation assertion, and in a 3 minute hearing, standards of “reasonable arguing” are in any event quite irrelevant. AVOs are not seen as a protection- they are seen as a property extraction mechanism, which has the effect of embittering domestic disputes because the process is grossly distorted , unfair , and inane at the end of a 20 year marriage. And they make lots of people think domestic violence is “a far king lawyers scam” (because , well, often it is). Well sure you might say. Ok , sure,  some kid’s lives get destroyed and families embittered by allegations made in 3 minutes, and some people think so what, for they had to be separated anyway, whatever the facts. Go to the Family Court in that case. Or that he was “an offensive guy”- so he was asking for it, surely  (whoops that’s the defence that rapists use, so strike that one). What they mean is that kids’ lives as a proportion of legal fees generated for a dying business model of family lawyering are…. is a tolerable….whoops wrong metric again. Anyway make some excuse…and then it would be ideal if those same enthusiasts could come down to the Inner West for a beer with us, and explain their views to one of our little mates, a bloke forcibly sodomised by a policeman in his youth, whose wife knew nothing was done back in the day,  and yet on their divorce got a “contrived argument AVO” served on him so as to “control “ him,  and show him “ who was boss in the divorce”.  You see “doing the John Hopoate” just isn’t legally relevant to how real rape victims react (if they ever have the guts to come forward, having suppressed shame for 30 years as a coping mechanism). And  “the Hopoate” is provocation, which just isn’t relevant in Alice’s AVO Land. That is the true cost of 3 minute mono justice on “far king verbals”- near suicide through the grant of an interim AVO, where the wobbly drunk Scottish neighbour thought he was “just a prickly guy” (odd that- after you have been forcibly sodomised that you might well be that way for burying the rape for 30 years does that to you, you inebriated dim wit, but hey why ask over the fence, or talk to someone who may know intimate details). And oh gosh The Wallopers haven’t got time to ask why someone like that may be angry- after all they have 71 more AVO parking tickets to hand out that day and  the donut shop closes at 3 pm so why leave your desk? Legal puppeteers- take note: it’s not “a game”. Any apologist for the current AVO regime has to be ecstatic, or at least comfortable, that an AVO has already been used as an instrument designed to make a person re live a rape, a confrontation, a nightmare. Male rape is real, and it been re lived in your name, at your behest, because of the interim Angry Vengeance “No Farking Bad language and yelling scam”, that you are very, very, very comfortable with. Rape is not a “female only” issue: it’s a control issue. Suicide is a huge issue, not a numbers game, in which numerous and repeated bogus “errors” simply can continue to be tolerated because someone feels offended// harassed in 3 minutes. The AVO Industrialists , and their Ka-Ching AVO fraud factories, should not be allowed to treat male rape victims as viciously and callously as they do. And “the price of all this” is not “fine” just because someone else pays it (how many of these F*** knuckles really give a toss about the victims of male rape; it’s all a language play, and male rape is something not to mention at the Women In Law cocktail party. For you are little better than the original police rapist, your “honour” -  you didn’t care at all, you jurisprudential bollard, so no crocodile tears and faux apologies please). This is why many see AVOs as a scam- they are a very brutal weapon, way often used as an instrument of abuse: a sword, not a shield. In any event justice is inherently individual. So condemning all anger in 3 minutes is simply intolerant, silly, and abusive and …..… well, so, not, not,  “unreasonable” that it’s deserving of an AVO itself of course. A number of naive and vacuous people nonetheless still assert that the current AVO shake downs should continue- but that’s no longer a credible position to hold given the tsunami of bogus allegations. And very scary naivety, given that “Litigation Funding” has already hit the Family Law Sector, moving the incentive structure right past the tsunami fault line. What our community needs is an AVO against the issue of more inane property scam related AVOs.

Some 45% of AVOs go no where ie are dropped at the next stage. As Jpnathan Swift said 300 years ago "Falsehood fliesand truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect." . Political Lying
Still you can always find some aspiring politician of the hour , say , a man who has “ no tolerance for violence at all, in any form “ (well, except if it’s against redheads called Ju-Liar.) When they see the chance for yet another meaningless photo op in the Land of Gesture Politics can they resist: 
After school teachers, failed lawyers are the 2nd biggest contributors to Labor ranks.  Still, there’s hope for Mark Latham’s cabbie , right ? Yeah, sure there is :
8.        What to do when the coffee gets” just  too hot”  @ your local McDonalds- So the reality is that fault based divorce for contrived allegations of unreasonable behaviour does still exist in Australia, sotto voce at the State level, in the form of the meandering AVO “game”.  The somnambulant jurists in state courts are pliant in giving effect to the maelstrom of vengeance contrived by your former spouse and panic when any allegation is made, sane or otherwise. That means daddy must move out of the house- yes its unfair but that’s the price you must personally pay . If you stay expect an AVO fraud to occur and the court to rubber stamp it. Courts are so overwhelmed with AVO applications: they just can’t cope, and find it easy to favour anyone who files first with them.  Lawyers playing cat with a ball of wool. So the lesson is that you must act like a litigator- once you think divorce is possible  you should communicate with your spouse only by email that is date stamped and bcc ‘d via Gmail- backed up offsite;  keep lots of notes;  collate statutory declarations from any former nannies and all your joint family friends, yearly;  only use language suited for debate in the Mosman Bridge Club (and do not sound like Chris Pyne, wow that guy is just way too irritating If you vote Laba); never mention you have ever watched The Commitments, with the kids, for f*** sake;  keep iPhone pictures and records of absolutely everything. Start removing documents and sweeping cash. Send the cops your 601 certificate. Your emails and reports to them must cover the period of at least 5 years pre divorce (this is what your wife’s “divorce support network” will encourage her to do in the course of “recovering her memories”) but maybe longer. If your wife asks for 90% of the property , don’t call her an “far king mad women”, rather call a mate in IT around to the house and state “With respect , I think neither Justice Gaudron nor Justice Callinan agreed with that specific juridical synopsis- my delightful ex-spouse”. Put it on a mp3 file on your mates smart phone; upload to a website. Follow up with an email to 5-oh. Have your lawyer email the local cops as a matter of course,  and notify them that you are in a divorce, worried about nutty arbitrage claims, list all her weird friends as bi polar, child bashers, etc.,  as there is a very good chance you will be hit with a bogus claim in 6 months’ time. It’s some prophylactic against a subsequent AVO arbitrage play by your spouse. It’s not as if the Wallopers undertake due diligence at all.  But do get your genuine memory flashbacks on the record, even if the specific narrative is written, say, by an outsourcing website, as long as you truly feel the pain. Data dump your recollections- just like a litigator- to the cops email addresses. Not daily. But at least weekly. Copies of emails, phone records, credit cards, holiday snaps together, everything you can.  Notify the court register and ask if you can book a weekly slot at your Local Court so you can be well known to the judge before she king hits you at short notice with an AVO property scam. If the Magistrate  looks like she process claims at 200 miles an hour, and most do, then your only defence is offence- file your own  “extremely stressed “ AVO arbitrage scam concerns against your own spouse are the only real option, sad as this is and join the tsunami, and embitter your divorce. Try a few AVOs yourself- maybe against the magistrate herself, as a possible instrument of harassment (there is no need to prove intent and there is no doubt that somnambulant AVO processors harass the public at large). Join Palmer United and claim all magistrates are descended from a lost tribe of Chinese people , and that funding of domestic violence in Australia needs to be cut 75% because it ‘always contrived , not just some of the time:  so that if you do get an AVO you can allege you are being persecuted for your political beliefs.  Now your old friends know all your secrets, but you must disclose them to everyone. In writing. Remember it’s the oddballs who do this stuff and they can say they genuinely didn’t know, for example, that you had been raped. Sure it’s hard to live with but the AVO law is that you have to tell the busybodies all of that. For “what looks like arguing in 3 minutes, not knowing anything at all about you ” is the AVO test.  Record it on an mp4 file. Tell the whole neighbourhood, by email, what the fight was all about. Also, keep extensive file notes about conversations with your inebriated neighbour like the day her daughter alleged she hit them when drunk- you just never know when you will need that detail. Record that kids confession on your iPhone. Post it on Facebook. Collect as much dirt as you can on a nutty spouse, and everyone they know who is vaguely batty, or the local alcoholic, and make mp4 files recording them taking to wombats. If served, you only have 3 minutes panic button time in court so if you get allotted someone who looks like they aren’t in the top 10% of NSW magistrates, carry on so they have to recuse themselves. When you file against your spouse make the allegations as sordid as possible. As we say frankly the rule in AVO land is file first. Sad as that maybe at increasing tensions its the way the “no fault divorce “game” works in Australia. It’s a scam. Onya magistrates. Onya.  Then make your own outrageous allegations about suburban cocaine rings and midnight telephone calls in the street and wombats waking you up, and dress in black, rough up your hair a bit, and then allege…………….…………Actually, no. Stop. Oh stop. Where is this thing going ?  Just stop. What would the late Lionel Murphy, architect of the 1975 Federal Family Law Act, have thought that  he actually achieved if he could see Middle Class AVO Wonderland in all its glory? Well, actually he achieved nothing. It’s hard not to conclude that the AVO regime is a completely failed experiment- way too often used as a scam. The amount of bitterness and social dislocation caused by the failed AVO social experiment is extraordinary. Instead, if the 2007 Act was to be reformed, then rather than repealing it consideration should be given to specifying prohibited acts, removing private enforcement rights, reinforcing the promises made by its creators, and holding the nut jobs and ambulance chasers  to account. However dealing with the underlying causes of disputes is the biggest issue - and for many that means breaking up the Family Court fixation on lengthening their queues. Abolishing interim AVOs all together is another policy paradigm, but that’s too radical. What our community needs is a system that:
·          protects the meek;
·         works seamlessly so as to separate couples with dignity at the end of 20 years together;
·         penalise verballing and extravagant claims by making the risk of loss viable to nutty complainants and dobbers, carving out  a safe harbour for the indigent;
·         ensures domestic violence is not widely perceived as “ complete b ulls*** , yet another far king  divorce lawyers scam” by way too many people;
·         is of materially lower economic and social cost than the present regime ;
·         is clear law
·         is not triggered for offensive behaviour
·         focuses on real domestic violence  issues, ensuring that scarce public sector resource allocation issues are properly deployed by police, not by fee obsessed family lawyers; is coterminous with federal law policy on family mediation;
·         and gets adult lawyers, family court judges , into play so as to ensure that the political appointees from your Local Court can focus back on the law of complex parking tickets (or whatever part of the legal system it is they are vaguely competent handling). 
·         A modest proposal to optimise those objectives is set out later in this blog via an amalgam of changes to Federal and State law.



Keith Lowe, The Savage Continent , 2012, St Martin’s Press, 0241962226
Anna Funder, Stasiland: , 2011 HarperCollins ISBN 10: 0062077325 

Sure it destroys communities but that’s the point of an intimidation ambit claim AVO- vomit it all out and rely on the state to, um, to , um, to, er, to do, um, to  do what the state does best. It’s always those people with the greatest faith in government are inevitably those who have the lowest level of exposure to it.  Keep AVOs only for domestic physical violence. Fund others who need to move out.